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PostSubject: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:45 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:16 pm

Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!!!! Oops, I mean Les Gigantes. I'll be your server for the evening, (and the next evening. and the evening after that) and this is my assistant, Link, who is the cook!
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Try to pull anything and he'll slash you with his sword. Actually, I probably will too. So just don't.


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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:11 pm

Hello.

I am the bartender.

I am your man.

...

...

...just order a bloody drink.

And stay the hell away from the waitress if you value your sanity.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:12 am

Welcome! *Punch*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:53 am

Welcome, I am the officer around so no trouble making Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:56 pm

Welcome! I own ta place, so no arguin with me! WAITRESS, GIMME A DR PEPPER!

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:58 pm

Pokes, you talk to me like that, you're never gonna get a Dr. Pepper. Try again. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:23 pm

FINE! Can I have a Dr Pepper please?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:36 pm

Sure.
*gets Dr. Pepper*
Here ya go!
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:39 pm

Im bored. *sips drink* I need to build a parking place for my airship

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:01 pm

Bored. Tempted to "sample" our alcohol.

Must not. Employee agreement stated I would not drink the beer.

Eh, what the hell. Bob won't miss a few glasses.

*sip*

Eugh. Jesus H Christ, where does he buy this crap? *throws the bottle away*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:51 pm

Waitress, I'll have a root beer float please, extra root beer! Oh, wait. Haha, I AM the waitress.
*gets root beer*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:56 pm

School annoys me.... *sees drink is empty* Another round please? I wish all these politics would go away. They are so annoying...

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:30 pm

Alright, I've decided that Link and I will be in charge of getting all food items, and Theta with the drinks. Although if Theta isn't there, I suppose I might. If you ask nicely Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:04 pm

I'll have a bag of pretzels and a Milky Bar Crushems milkshake please Very Happy Oh and a crumpet with marmite :3
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:29 pm

Since IMC is... somewhere that is not here at the moment, I shall take it upon myself to deliver these items of edible wealth to your eager palms, good sir.

Here you go. Don't make a mess. Buggar off back to your stupid little table.

And now to play awesome music over the loudspeakers... *inserts "Eduard Khil - I'm So Glad Cause I'm Finally Returning Home" into the music machine*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:38 pm

Sorry. And Theta, don't insult the customers. Its considered bad form. And turn off that infernal noise! NOW!
*changes music machine to "The Black Rider" from TFotR*
Ah...That's better.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:37 pm

Someone should stock this joint with a pair of earplugs or twenty. *covers ears*

Anyone wants a drink, write it on the bar or something.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:00 pm

Oh, hush. You know it's an awesome track. You're just intimidated by the sheer epicness.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:24 pm

Usually, tracks that are epic enough to intimidate me don't send negative comments out of my mouth.

Now be quiet and get back to being a waitress.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:33 pm

Well, nobody is ordering food, so I've got nothing to do. And whatever you do, DON'T change the music. Or you will die. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:35 pm

*Replaces the LotR disc with one that plays loud, ear-splitting static over the speakers*

Much better.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:53 pm

*punches Theta out*
NO!!!! LotR music is mine! My own! My....precioussssss....Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:57 pm

*picks self up*

Why I still have this job while she's around is beyond any grasp of my mind.

I keep telling her, "IMC, tone it down on the frigging epic music for ONE DAY", "IMC, turn the Dang music off", "IMC, for the love of christ turn that down".

Number one cause for deafness in the United States: Ian_Malcolm_chaotician.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:05 pm

Theta Rex wrote:
*Replaces the LotR disc with one that plays loud, ear-splitting static over the speakers*
Uh HUH. Sure. Totally. I'M the one causing deafness.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:09 pm

Whatever... I'm going out the back.

I see a single hobbit out there, and there's gonna hell to pay.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:25 pm

Oh, don't worry...No hobbits here!
*whispers*
(quick Pippin, hide!) Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:36 pm

PEOPLE! Put on some JP music for peets sake! Gah, and give me a Dr Pepper please. I just got back from shooting some Spetznaz and African Militia's.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:47 pm

Sure, here's your stupid Dr. Pepper.

Oh and, Poke. I got a call from the African Military Police and the Russian Government. They've put out a 150,000 dollar award for anyone who brings back your head.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:14 pm

Really? Hmmm...I could use some money...
*levels gun at Pokes*
Theta, did they say dead or alive? Because I don't want to mess this up.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:23 pm

Well, they want his head. Which means, as in, seperate from the body. So, dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:32 pm

Ah. Wait...Will this site still be up if he dies? Ah, what the hell. Theta, you are about to be in charge! (or maybe I will....Hmm...)
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:34 pm

*walk up behind IMC*

Don't even put your finger on the trigger...

*whistles and 6 Velociraptors and 1 Tyrannosaurus gather in a circle*

You still game enough?
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:54 am

nano, how the hell did you get a T-Rex in he-- *notices the back door is now a huge, gaping hole in the wall*

For crying out loud...
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:46 am

Nano! You're going to have to fix that, you know. Or get Pokes to through his magic bath salts on it.
*notices dinosaurs*
Crap....
*puts gun away*
*gets out sword*
Okay, Nano. See, I've only got the sword out for defense. If you think I'm putting away all my weapons when surrounding by a Rex/Raptor pack, you're nuts.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:08 pm

Yeah, I know. Double post. Yada yada. Whatevs. Its been a while.

I'll have a double order of chicken wings and fries, waitress.

Okay! Here ya go!

*passes chicken to self*

Yeah, I'm bored.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:38 pm

Beer beer beer... I'm drinkin' all the beer... *hic*

Smashed to f*ck... *hic*

...ugh...
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:06 pm

Theta's sloshed! LOTR MUSIC!!!!! Hahahahaha! Okay, an LotR remix really. I dare you to watch all 10 hours.
*puts song on speakers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VznlDlNPw4Q&feature=related
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:11 pm

DANG! You found out! JPLLG! Activate Nuclear Power Meltdown! I will cancel it if you guys dont kill me, or else I will have this place blow to bits, and I'll be the only one to escape

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:15 pm

IMC's threatening to kill us all the dang time. 'tis no biggie.

And why the HELL is there a nuclear plant in here?
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:20 pm

Cause thats how I roll! Just like I have a friggin space ship! Now Im gonna live, or I will blow up this place. Oh, and I killed the dinosaurs btw, look over there

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:45 pm

Theta Rex wrote:
IMC's threatening to kill us all the dang time. 'tis no biggie.
Haha. I laughed so hard reading that. So true though. And Pokes, don't blow us up. Or I'll kill you. I mean it this time! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:58 pm

FINE! I won't blow us all up. *deactivates bomb* Can I get a Peppa ovea heya please?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:00 pm

Hm...Maybe...Sorry. Threatening to kill us all doesn't exactly get you points with the waitress. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:39 pm

Here's yer stupid Peppa. But threaten to bomb our arses to kingdom come again and the next one will be launched at you.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go change the music. While IMC is not looking. Yes.
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