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Pokesaurus Site Founder/Owner
Posts : 557 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Las Cincos Muertas
| Subject: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:45 pm | |
| Welcome to the Les Gigantes Bar and Grill! Please do what you like! Talk about your day, order a drink, poke fun at other members! We enjoy your company! Be nice to the staff of course! Owner: Pokesaurus Manager: Pokesaurus Staff: Literal monkeys in tuxedos. Very cute. Waitress: Some homeless guy we found under an overpass. You better follow the rules, cause we have a pack of raptors who just love eating trouble makers! Here are the rules: No role-playing, no dissing on other members, no spamming, and HAVE FUN! _______________ Welcome to Jurassic Mainframe. Read the rules, check out the chatroom, and contribute!
"Creation, is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless"~ John Hammond, Founder/CEO of InGen "Don't forget, a believing heart is your magic!"~ Shiny Chariot Check out our Discord for the most up to date and active discussion!
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:16 pm | |
| Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!!!! Oops, I mean Les Gigantes. I'll be your server for the evening, (and the next evening. and the evening after that) and this is my assistant, Link, who is the cook! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111010001116/zelda/images/a/a8/Link_%28Skyward_Sword%29.png Try to pull anything and he'll slash you with his sword. Actually, I probably will too. So just don't.
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:11 pm | |
| Hello.
I am the bartender.
I am your man.
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...just order a bloody drink.
And stay the hell away from the waitress if you value your sanity. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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BobGrill Embryo
Posts : 46 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:12 am | |
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nanotyrano Veteran
Posts : 137 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-01-21
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:53 am | |
| Welcome, I am the officer around so no trouble making | |
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Pokesaurus Site Founder/Owner
Posts : 557 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Las Cincos Muertas
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:56 pm | |
| Welcome! I own ta place, so no arguin with me! WAITRESS, GIMME A DR PEPPER! _______________ Welcome to Jurassic Mainframe. Read the rules, check out the chatroom, and contribute!
"Creation, is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless"~ John Hammond, Founder/CEO of InGen "Don't forget, a believing heart is your magic!"~ Shiny Chariot Check out our Discord for the most up to date and active discussion!
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:58 pm | |
| Pokes, you talk to me like that, you're never gonna get a Dr. Pepper. Try again. _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Pokesaurus Site Founder/Owner
Posts : 557 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Las Cincos Muertas
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:23 pm | |
| FINE! Can I have a Dr Pepper please? _______________ Welcome to Jurassic Mainframe. Read the rules, check out the chatroom, and contribute!
"Creation, is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless"~ John Hammond, Founder/CEO of InGen "Don't forget, a believing heart is your magic!"~ Shiny Chariot Check out our Discord for the most up to date and active discussion!
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:36 pm | |
| Sure. *gets Dr. Pepper* Here ya go! _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Pokesaurus Site Founder/Owner
Posts : 557 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Las Cincos Muertas
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:39 pm | |
| Im bored. *sips drink* I need to build a parking place for my airship _______________ Welcome to Jurassic Mainframe. Read the rules, check out the chatroom, and contribute!
"Creation, is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless"~ John Hammond, Founder/CEO of InGen "Don't forget, a believing heart is your magic!"~ Shiny Chariot Check out our Discord for the most up to date and active discussion!
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:01 pm | |
| Bored. Tempted to "sample" our alcohol.
Must not. Employee agreement stated I would not drink the beer.
Eh, what the hell. Bob won't miss a few glasses.
*sip*
Eugh. Jesus H Christ, where does he buy this crap? *throws the bottle away* _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:51 pm | |
| Waitress, I'll have a root beer float please, extra root beer! Oh, wait. Haha, I AM the waitress. *gets root beer* _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Pokesaurus Site Founder/Owner
Posts : 557 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Las Cincos Muertas
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:56 pm | |
| School annoys me.... *sees drink is empty* Another round please? I wish all these politics would go away. They are so annoying... _______________ Welcome to Jurassic Mainframe. Read the rules, check out the chatroom, and contribute!
"Creation, is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless"~ John Hammond, Founder/CEO of InGen "Don't forget, a believing heart is your magic!"~ Shiny Chariot Check out our Discord for the most up to date and active discussion!
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| Alright, I've decided that Link and I will be in charge of getting all food items, and Theta with the drinks. Although if Theta isn't there, I suppose I might. If you ask nicely _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Camarasaur8 Embryo
Posts : 28 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-01-22
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:04 pm | |
| I'll have a bag of pretzels and a Milky Bar Crushems milkshake please Oh and a crumpet with marmite :3 | |
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:29 pm | |
| Since IMC is... somewhere that is not here at the moment, I shall take it upon myself to deliver these items of edible wealth to your eager palms, good sir.
Here you go. Don't make a mess. Buggar off back to your stupid little table.
And now to play awesome music over the loudspeakers... *inserts "Eduard Khil - I'm So Glad Cause I'm Finally Returning Home" into the music machine* _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:38 pm | |
| Sorry. And Theta, don't insult the customers. Its considered bad form. And turn off that infernal noise! NOW! *changes music machine to "The Black Rider" from TFotR* Ah...That's better. _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:37 pm | |
| Someone should stock this joint with a pair of earplugs or twenty. *covers ears*
Anyone wants a drink, write it on the bar or something. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:00 pm | |
| Oh, hush. You know it's an awesome track. You're just intimidated by the sheer epicness. _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:24 pm | |
| Usually, tracks that are epic enough to intimidate me don't send negative comments out of my mouth.
Now be quiet and get back to being a waitress. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:33 pm | |
| Well, nobody is ordering food, so I've got nothing to do. And whatever you do, DON'T change the music. Or you will die. _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:35 pm | |
| *Replaces the LotR disc with one that plays loud, ear-splitting static over the speakers*
Much better. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:53 pm | |
| *punches Theta out* NO!!!! LotR music is mine! My own! My.... precioussssss.... _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:57 pm | |
| *picks self up*
Why I still have this job while she's around is beyond any grasp of my mind.
I keep telling her, "IMC, tone it down on the frigging epic music for ONE DAY", "IMC, turn the Dang music off", "IMC, for the love of christ turn that down".
Number one cause for deafness in the United States: Ian_Malcolm_chaotician. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:05 pm | |
| - Theta Rex wrote:
- *Replaces the LotR disc with one that plays loud, ear-splitting static over the speakers*
Uh HUH. Sure. Totally. I'M the one causing deafness. _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:09 pm | |
| Whatever... I'm going out the back.
I see a single hobbit out there, and there's gonna hell to pay. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:25 pm | |
| Oh, don't worry...No hobbits here! *whispers* (quick Pippin, hide!) _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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Pokesaurus Site Founder/Owner
Posts : 557 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Las Cincos Muertas
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:36 pm | |
| PEOPLE! Put on some JP music for peets sake! Gah, and give me a Dr Pepper please. I just got back from shooting some Spetznaz and African Militia's. _______________ Welcome to Jurassic Mainframe. Read the rules, check out the chatroom, and contribute!
"Creation, is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless"~ John Hammond, Founder/CEO of InGen "Don't forget, a believing heart is your magic!"~ Shiny Chariot Check out our Discord for the most up to date and active discussion!
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Theta Rex Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374 Reputation : 15 Join date : 2012-01-21 Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:47 pm | |
| Sure, here's your stupid Dr. Pepper.
Oh and, Poke. I got a call from the African Military Police and the Russian Government. They've put out a 150,000 dollar award for anyone who brings back your head. _______________ Former former... former... former... yeah, you get the idea.
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Ian_Malcolm_chaotician Hatchling
Posts : 52 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-01-22 Location : Mordor
| Subject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:14 pm | |
| Really? Hmmm...I could use some money... *levels gun at Pokes* Theta, did they say dead or alive? Because I don't want to mess this up. _______________ From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. | |
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