A fun little game I came up with. Basically you take one of the four films (or two or three or all I dont care your life man) and you create some dialogue for characters that you wish they would have said (or would have kept)! For example.
*at the T. rex Kingdom*
Announcer: And for those history geeks out there, Rexy, our star T. rex, is the same individual who was going to be put on display in Jurassic Park, over twenty years ago!
Gray: *annoying Zach*: Did you hear that? She's over twenty years old! I heard she got into a fight with Raptors--
Zach: *interrupting* Who cares! I didnt come here for a lecture. Now just shut up.
Gray: *saddened, turns to look for Rexy*
*in the Control Room*
Claire: What's the live count?
Vivian: Twenty-two thousand, two sixteen.
Claire: Any incident?
Lowery: We got six kids in the lost and found, twenty eight down with heat stroke and some idiot tried to feed ice cream to a Triceratops.
Claire: Good, good...*trailing off, notices Lowery's shirt*. Lowery?
Lowery: *turning to her, exposing the shirt* Hm?
Claire: Where did you get that?
Lowery: *looking down* Oh, this? Scored it off eBay. Pretty amazing, this guy who worked at the Park took a bunch when they were evacuating. Snagged it for 150$, but the mint condition ones go for--
Claire: Dont you think that's in poor taste to those who died? We have families of the victims who go here, and you think they will be okay with seeing you walking around in that?
Lowery: Yeah, I understand people died, but...that first park was legit!
Claire: *rolling her eyes*
Lowery: I mean, I got a lot of respect for it. They didnt need these made-up genetic freaks, they just needed real dinosaurs to be amazed!
Claire: Just dont wear it again. Either way it goes against our dress code.
Lowery: Your dress code? You keep a man-eater on display here that you feed every two hours for entertainment and your gonna lecture me on this? Does the name "Donald Gennaro" ring a bell? *continues ranting*
Vivian: *to Claire* Did you seal the deal with those investors?
Claire: *beaming* It's in the bag. Next year you'll be hearing "Verizon Wireless presents the Indominus Rex!" on television.
Lowery: Ugh, that is so terrible. Why don't you just go the distance and let these big money-grubbing corporations name the dinosaurs. They own the ballparks, movie theaters and malls. Why stop there?
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