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Levine
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| Subject: You Wake Up and ____  Sat Jun 11, 2016 3:10 pm | |
| Same rules as the old thread.
You wake up and Godzilla is stomping towards your house/apartment/mansion/wherever you live. | |
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TheRexMan22
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Posts : 668
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Join date : 2016-06-08
Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:05 am | |
| Bake cookies!
You wake up surrounded in dogs. | |
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CT-1138
Jurassic Mainframe News Team
Posts : 1007
Reputation : 59
Join date : 2012-04-06
Location : Chicago
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:48 am | |
| Yay! Puppies!!!! I love puppies!  You wake up and there's a my little pony in your bed. | |
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Levine
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| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:05 pm | |
| I dont know, but I wont engage in sexual activities with said pony.  You wake up and you have a pet dragon. | |
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Katana
Hatchling
Posts : 97
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2016-06-10
Location : Jurassic World: Isla Nublar - Nurseries Department
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:23 pm | |
| That salesman lied to me about that dragon replant! I'm allergic to..to...ACHOO!
You wake up and you are a lobster living in a fish tank at a fancy restaurant. | |
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TheRexMan22
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Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:23 pm | |
| EDIT: Ahh! I've been ninja'd!
Bust the glass and get the heck out of there, pinchy-pinchy style.
You wake up and your head is on backwards. | |
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Sickle_Claw
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| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:44 pm | |
| I die bc I have a snapped neck.
You wake up and find out that you have become Superman. | |
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Darth Spidey
Hatchling
Posts : 57
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2016-06-08
Location : Hell's basement
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:45 pm | |
| I engage in massive orgies to have some "super" sex.
You wake up and all humans are dead, dinosaurs have taken over. | |
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Dead2009
Administrator
Posts : 2366
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Join date : 2016-06-07
Location : Maryland
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:57 pm | |
| I stay in the house until there's no time left and i have to SLAY ALL THE DINOS
You wake up and 95% of the Earth's surface is without water. | |
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TheRexMan22
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Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:13 pm | |
| I learn to drink my pee.
You wake up to someone rubbing salt on your open wound. | |
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SmugTheFab
Dilophosaurus
Posts : 375
Reputation : 15
Join date : 2016-06-09
Location : In my den, rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacally.
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:25 pm | |
| I scream, undoubtedly.
You wake up and someone stole your milk! D: | |
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Theta Rex
Dilophosaurus
Posts : 374
Reputation : 15
Join date : 2012-01-21
Location : Who said you could ask me that?
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:49 pm | |
| Phone the SAS.
You wake up and walk into a bar. | |
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SmugTheFab
Dilophosaurus
Posts : 375
Reputation : 15
Join date : 2016-06-09
Location : In my den, rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacally.
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:51 pm | |
| I ask for some lemonade. You wake up and deal with it.  | |
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Rhedosaurus
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Location : Armada, Michigan
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:14 pm | |
| You wake up and find out that you are in the sequel of "The Last Airbender" and you can't get out of your contract. | |
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JPMalcolmDilo
Embryo
Posts : 35
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2016-06-12
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:22 pm | |
| I kill myself.
You wake up and you are a bee | |
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Sickle_Claw
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Posts : 1507
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| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:51 pm | |
| I get a part in Bee Movie.
You wake up and you are the opposite gender/sex. | |
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CT-1138
Jurassic Mainframe News Team
Posts : 1007
Reputation : 59
Join date : 2012-04-06
Location : Chicago
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:57 pm | |
| ... you don't want to know what I'd do. You wake up, and Kanye West is president of the United States. | |
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Darth Spidey
Hatchling
Posts : 57
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2016-06-08
Location : Hell's basement
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:33 am | |
| This happens:  You wake up and you have scissors for hands! | |
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InGenUity
Embryo
Posts : 16
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Join date : 2016-06-22
Location : Embryonics Administration, Isla Sorna
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:55 pm | |
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Tyrant Lizard
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Location : Over there
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:38 pm | |
| Bump
You wake up and you're made of gingerbread! | |
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TheRexMan22
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Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:45 pm | |
| Try not to eat myself
You wake up and stegoceratops rule the earth | |
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Rhedosaurus
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Join date : 2016-06-08
Location : Armada, Michigan
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:12 pm | |
| I see Godzilla eating them as his prey.
You wake up and see a large grumpy dragon glaring at you. | |
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Tyrant Lizard
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Location : Over there
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:23 pm | |
| I give him some prozac.
You wake up and find a xenomorph facehugger on your face. | |
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TheRexMan22
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Posts : 668
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Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:45 am | |
| Get that thing removed ASAP
You wake up and find yourself in the middle of the woods with no idea how you got there. | |
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Rhedosaurus
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Location : Armada, Michigan
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:54 am | |
| - TheRexMan22 wrote:
- Get that thing removed ASAP
You wake up and find yourself in the middle of the woods with no idea how you got there. I find my way out. You wake up and you see that you are in Neil Breen's newest movie. | |
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Tyrant Lizard
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Location : Over there
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:42 am | |
| I take the $200 I made from the film and buy 150 tacos from Taco Bell.
You wake up to find out you're facing The Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match at King Of the Ring 1996. | |
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TheRexMan22
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Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:11 pm | |
| How the heck did I time travel?
You wake up to discover a pizza sitting on your nightstand. | |
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Baryonyx111
Hatchling
Posts : 94
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Join date : 2016-06-08
Location : Florida
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:30 pm | |
| Yay, free Pizza!
You wake up and discover you are floating in the middle of the ocean, with no land in sight. | |
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Tyrant Lizard
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Location : Over there
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:24 pm | |
| Welp, time to pick a direction and swim.
You wake up only to find out you never woke up. | |
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Prowler
Hatchling
Posts : 88
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2016-06-07
| | Subject: Re: You Wake Up and ____ Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:18 am | |
| I hold my breath and wake up for real this time.
You wake up and discover the Indoraptor in your room. | |
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