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PostSubject: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Sat Jun 11, 2016 2:15 pm

Grant: You bred Raptors?
Wu: Yes, we also toasted Stegosaurs and roasted Tyrannosaurs. Very delicious.
Hammond: *leaning to Sattler* I asked if he was hungry.

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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:36 pm

No new posts? This thread was a riot at JPL. Sad

Owen: She's a highly intelligent animal.
*cut to Indominus fiddling with a Rubix cube, solving it in 10 seconds flat*

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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:35 pm

Alright, I'll bite....

Eddie: "What happened? What did this?" 
Ian: "Kelly!" 
Eddie: "It's okay, she's in the high hide!" 
Ian: "No, Kelly did this!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:13 am

I'll try. Despite this thread being like three weeks old now.

Mr. DNA: "Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito, and bingo, dino-DNA."
Ian Malcom: "That is one big pile of shit."
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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:09 pm

Not a spoof of a particular quote, but it's something that definitely happened at one point.


Wu: Hey Hoskins, wanna help me with a science experiment?

Hoskins: Will it be ethically dubious?

Wu: The ethics will be SO dubious!

Hoskins: I'm in!
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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:40 pm

Here's hoping someone gets both of my awesome references.

Henry Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will...breed?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Not at all, they could reproduce without breeding.
Henry Wu: What...a dinosaur reproducing asexually?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's called parthenogenesis!
Henry Wu: It's not a question of what its called! It's a simple question of hard evidence! No large reptile is known to reproduce asexually.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Well, it doesn't matter. Life, uh...finds a way.


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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:42 pm

@CT-1138 wrote:
Alright, I'll bite....

Eddie: "What happened? What did this?" 
Ian: "Kelly!" 
Eddie: "It's okay, she's in the high hide!" 
Ian: "No, Kelly did this!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread   Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:44 am

Indominus Rex: You know, with the benefit of hindsight- *Mosa drags I. Rex into water*
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