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Levine
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| Subject: The Spoof a Quote Thread  Sat Jun 11, 2016 3:15 pm | |
| Grant: You bred Raptors?
Wu: Yes, we also toasted Stegosaurs and roasted Tyrannosaurs. Very delicious.
Hammond: *leaning to Sattler* I asked if he was hungry. | |
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Levine
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:36 pm | |
| No new posts? This thread was a riot at JPL.  Owen: She's a highly intelligent animal. *cut to Indominus fiddling with a Rubix cube, solving it in 10 seconds flat* | |
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CT-1138
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:35 am | |
| Alright, I'll bite....
Eddie: "What happened? What did this?"
Ian: "Kelly!"
Eddie: "It's okay, she's in the high hide!"
Ian: "No, Kelly did this!" _______________ SOMETHING HAS SURVIVED | |
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Monolophosaurus
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:13 pm | |
| I'll try. Despite this thread being like three weeks old now.
Mr. DNA: "Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito, and bingo, dino-DNA."
Ian Malcom: "That is one big pile of shit."
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Troodon_formosus
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:09 pm | |
| Not a spoof of a particular quote, but it's something that definitely happened at one point.
Wu: Hey Hoskins, wanna help me with a science experiment?
Hoskins: Will it be ethically dubious?
Wu: The ethics will be SO dubious!
Hoskins: I'm in!
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The Forgotten World Characters: Cessna (Pteranodon longiceps masranii ♀)
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JD-man
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:40 pm | |
| Here's hoping someone gets both of my awesome references.
Henry Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will...breed?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Not at all, they could reproduce without breeding.
Henry Wu: What...a dinosaur reproducing asexually?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's called parthenogenesis!
Henry Wu: It's not a question of what its called! It's a simple question of hard evidence! No large reptile is known to reproduce asexually.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Well, it doesn't matter. Life, uh...finds a way.
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Oshronosaurus
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:42 pm | |
| - CT-1138 wrote:
- Alright, I'll bite....
Eddie: "What happened? What did this?"
Ian: "Kelly!"
Eddie: "It's okay, she's in the high hide!"
Ian: "No, Kelly did this!" classic  _______________ Requiescas in pace, Jurassic Park Legacy. We will never forget you. Rplegacy: Pursue all ambition, ye who enter here!
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Prowler
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| | Subject: Re: The Spoof a Quote Thread Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:44 am | |
| Indominus Rex: You know, with the benefit of hindsight- *Mosa drags I. Rex into water*
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