Corrupt a wish

Embryo Posts : 46 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2018-01-08

Granted, but Minecraft-ing becomes the new national pastime.

I wish that I had someone to shovel snow for me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:59 pm

Granted but they demand payment.

I wish JW: Evolution was out.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:20 pm

Granted, but it's buggy to the point of being unplayable.

I wish I could find somebody to recobble my boots.

Embryo Posts : 46 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2018-01-08

Granted... but it's Adam Sandler.

I wish that Disney would stop making my childhood their b*tch.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:33 pm

Granted - but you get amnesia, causing you to forget your childhood entirely (temporarily. I can't be too mean now lol)

I wish I could do a British accent.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:32 pm

Granted. It's Cockney.

I wish I could speak fluent German.

Embryo Posts : 46 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2018-01-08

Granted, but every time you do you frighten children.

I wish I had a laptop able to handle proper video games.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:19 pm

JettRyu wrote:: Granted, but every time you do you frighten children.

I wish I had a laptop able to handle proper video games.

Granted, but all of them are EA games that require you to play online and have microtranactions.

I wish I had access to Area 51's secrets without ever getting caught.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:40 pm

Granted. They have no secrets. It's your run if the mill military R&D base.

I wish I had q dachshund puppy.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:33 pm

Granted, but you have to take in his friend as well....

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I wish I could find more motivation to better myself, rather than just being content with making it through the days.