The Spoof a Quote Thread

Grant: You bred Raptors?
Wu: Yes, we also toasted Stegosaurs and roasted Tyrannosaurs. Very delicious.
Hammond: *leaning to Sattler* I asked if he was hungry.

No new posts? This thread was a riot at JPL.

Owen: She's a highly intelligent animal.
*cut to Indominus fiddling with a Rubix cube, solving it in 10 seconds flat*

Alright, I'll bite....

Eddie: "What happened? What did this?" 
Ian: "Kelly!" 
Eddie: "It's okay, she's in the high hide!" 
Ian: "No, Kelly did this!"

I'll try. Despite this thread being like three weeks old now.

Mr. DNA: "Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito, and bingo, dino-DNA."
Ian Malcom: "That is one big pile of shit."

Not a spoof of a particular quote, but it's something that definitely happened at one point.


Wu: Hey Hoskins, wanna help me with a science experiment?

Hoskins: Will it be ethically dubious?

Wu: The ethics will be SO dubious!

Hoskins: I'm in!

Here's hoping someone gets both of my awesome references.

Henry Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will...breed?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Not at all, they could reproduce without breeding.
Henry Wu: What...a dinosaur reproducing asexually?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's called parthenogenesis!
Henry Wu: It's not a question of what its called! It's a simple question of hard evidence! No large reptile is known to reproduce asexually.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Well, it doesn't matter. Life, uh...finds a way.

CT-1138 wrote:

Alright, I'll bite....

Eddie: "What happened? What did this?" 
Ian: "Kelly!" 
Eddie: "It's okay, she's in the high hide!" 
Ian: "No, Kelly did this!"

classic

Indominus Rex: You know, with the benefit of hindsight- *Mosa drags I. Rex into water*